“What’s he carrying, is that a gun?! … skateboard.”
A would be Los Angeles car thief has been apprehended after attempting to flee police on a longboard. The man crashes the stolen vehicle into another car, before frantically trying to make his getaway on his longboard. This doesn’t work too well, and after a few frantic pushes he is cut off by reality T.V star Lou Pizarro from ‘Operation Repo’ (no we don’t know who that is either) and apprehended by the police.
All this begs the question, would he have been better off on a proper skateboard? Either way, say no to vehicle theft and longboards kids.