Lets just keep this moving along…

The Excessive YouTuber: Look dude. We get it. You like to film yourself skateboarding. Nothing wrong with that. There is something wrong with you clogging the feed, posting the same video to 20 random people. You’re on their feed. They saw it the first time, but didn’t wanna bother responding because you might actually post more videos of you skating some dusty ass parking lot doing switch-dingle berry to lip slide completely by accident. Relax. Seriously.

No One Cares Where You’re Going: ‘Bout to go hit up a spot? About to board that plane to a contest? Hey. Unless you’re someone who plans to murder said spot, or place top 10 in the contest. Chances are higher, that no one really cares. Personally, I think people “like” stupid things like this in hopes to get a re-follow. Which, subsequently, would lead to mud wrestling a unicorn. When you mud wrestle with unicorns, you need Monkey Butt Itching Cream. When you use Monkey Butt, people assume you’ve been boxing doughnuts all day. That’s why you should get DirectTV. Sorry. I got a bit carried away.

An Exception To The Rule: There’s an exception to every rule. In this particular discussion, the following people are obsolete- Nyjah Huston, P-Rod, who else do I like that skates that doesn’t annoy me on social media? Oh! Natas Kaupas, Dan Drehobl, Chet Childress, Bob Burnquist, Cab, Steve Olson (both), Vern Laird, Dave Duncan and I can’t think of anyone else at the moment. For the most part, a lot of skateboarders I know, follow or interact with online are all funny as hell. They make the interwebs entertaining, unlike some of these skateboarding socialites and others that use social media as their personal QVC channel. All in all, just post more photos of girls. Speaking of girls, how old is ole girl from Venice Beach that skates? Because, I’m single and would kiss her in the daytime.