[part title=”Sam and Dallas”]
Sam and Dallas, Barfeet Wraslin: It’s surprising how much fun can be had when it’s raining, you’re far from home and you’re sleeping rough under a bridge with only vodka to keep you warm for the night, but being a skateboarder can give you access to good times in the most unlikely of places. To you this may just look like homoerotic alpha male chest puffing, I mean it looks like that to me too, but the difference is that I know it is in fact two shitfaced friends engaged in a round of impromptu pan-global wrestling tournament (France won). The first rule of shitfaced pan-global wrestling tournament is that you don’t talk about the shitfaced pan-global wrestling tournament. Whoops.